

The Birthday table is wheeled back in by other children. My daddy says I'm his special little guy. Parents wheeling strollers enter alongside their CHILDREN. The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! The DOCTOR, MR WORMWOOD, and a male nurse enter. He dances with the hospital bed that MRS WORMWOOD is lying on. RUDOLPHO enters from behind a gap in the curtain behind her. I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight!
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My skin looks just revolting in this foul, fluorescent light.Īnd this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, Oh, my undercarriage doesn't feel quite normal. The DOCTOR exits and MR WORMWOOD hurries after him. Look, I don't suppose we could exchange it for a boy, could we? Is there still time for the Bi-Annual Inter-Championship Amateur Sausage –ĭance competition's over. What? A boy with no fingie? Look what you've done, you stupid woman. MR WORMWOOD un wraps the blanket that the baby is swathed in. This is one of the most beautiful children I've ever seen. What am I thinking? This calls for a proper smoke. Mr Wormwood! Are you smoking a cigarette? MR WORMWOOD enters, puffing on a cigarette.

The curtain is wheeled away to reveal MRS WORMWOOD. The chances of existence almost infinitely small. The DOCTOR and the CHILDREN sing into their stethoscopes. The CHILDREN enter from both sides of the stage, with lab coats over their costumes. MRS WORMWOOD walks back behind the curtain.Įach newborn life a canvas yet unpainted, A wonderful new person is about to come into your life to bring love, and magic, and happiness, and wonder! The most precious gift the natural world can bestow upon us has been handed to you. Oh, my good Lord! What about the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships?Ī baby, Mrs Wormwood.

Isn't there something you can do?Īntibiotics, or. What do you think might be the cause of – this?īut I've got a baby! I don't want another one. Mrs Wormwood, I want you to think very carefully. Mrs Wormwood, do you really have no idea? MRS WORMWOOD walks out from behind the curtain, heavily pregnant. I'm competing in the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships in Paris. Look, is this gonna take much longer, doctor? I've got a plane to catch at three. It is flanked by AMANDA and ERIC in lab coats over their costumes. There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracleĪ curtain is wheeled in with the words "5 YEARS AGO" painted on it. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. The couples and the children overlap the next two verses, as children split themselves among five couples and execute rote choreography. Might she be a little brighter than her class? MAN: Have you seen his school report? He got a C on his report! WOMAN: Smile for mummy! Smile for mother! WOMAN: She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. MAN: Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. She says if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream,įour COUPLES, crouched down behind the table, begin to stand and speak. That such frequent miracles don't render each one un-miraculous? It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance these days. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me.Ī party entertainer enters with balloons. One look at my face and it's plain to see.Įver since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. My daddy says I'm his special little soldier.

Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky! My daddy says I'm his special little guy! They are all dressed in costume: Eric as Batman, Tommy as the Incredible Hulk, Lavender as a Princess, Nigel as Spiderman, Bruce in army gear, Amanda as Superwoman, Alice as Wonder Woman, Hortensia as a queen. The children begin to pop up from behind the table and speak. The table stops and the hands hit the ground. A long table with the word "Birthday" emblazoned on it moves forward, with little hands creeping along the bottom. Ryan Steele, Thayne Jasperson, Tamika Sonja Lawrence, Nadine Isengger, John Arthur Greene,Ĭolin Israel, Clay Thomson, Celia Mei Rubin,īetsy Struxness, Heather Tepe, Yurel Echezarreta, Samantha Sturm, Ben ThompsonĪ bell rings. Sophia Gennusa, Oona Laurence, Bailey Ryon, Milly ShapiroĮrica Simone Barnett, Madilyn Jaz Morrow,
